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| User: | gonna_rocknroll (213303) Hey there, hot stuff
Kirley Duke |
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| Name: | Hey there, ladeez.... | |||||||||
| E-mail: | britjannor@gmail.com | |||||||||
| Bio: | Full Name: Kirley Duke McCormack Nicknames: K., Duke, McDuke, "shut your gob, kid," etc. Age/Birthday: 16/ January 4, 1963 House and Years Attended: Gryffindor, current student Blood Status: Pure, not that he particularly cares. He thinks someday maybe the fact that he's a pureblood might get him under the skirt of some of the hoity toity debutante girls and such, so it's not as if he minds. Occupation (if applicable): Student with dismal grades, constant fixture in detention, and aspiring rock star. Alliance: His own reflection in the mirror. Or whatever side the girl he's chatting up is on. He really has no clue what's going on in the world other than what his mother squeals at him in letters and while he's at home, so he hardly spends his time worrying over it too much. Besides, he's pureblood. And as long as his own fine arse stays safe, he plans to stay out of this mucky mess. Boggart: Silence Patronus: Well, you see, there's this problem of not being able to cast one. It's not just patronuses he can't cast, either. He's kind of shite with most spells that he doesn't use every day. (Yes, my dear, he CAN charm his hair to perfection, need you even ask?) But if he DID somehow manage to accidentally conjure up a patronus while trying to make his hair go into that perfect 'just got out of bed, i don't care but I still look absolutely gorgeous" look, it would be a labrador puppy with enormous feet. Clumsy, not too bright, but good-hearted and sweet. Personality (include several weaknesses and strengths): What you see is what you get. Kirley is outgoing, honest to a fault, a flirt, scatterbrained, terrible at navigating anything, always prepared with a seeming lexicon of pickup lines and witty innuendo, up for a joke at any hour of the day, especially if he’s playing it on someone, reckless, a daredevil, acts drunk when he’s not because his true personality really is that uninhibited. He loves to be onstage and to be the center of attention. He adores people. And yes, he has a bit of a big head. Strengths: Wooing the females, strumming his guitar, being utterly mischievous and a becoming a pain in the arse in dormitories, common rooms, and any other time he is released into the general population. He’s also very good at looking good, at least he says so. Weaknesses: Knowing when to shut his gob, knowing when singing in falsetto is not appreciated, knowing when not to play a joke. He also can’t navigate his way out of a paper bag and as a result STILL gets lost around the castle, even though he is a sixth year. Is known for forgetting his books and assignments when walking to class, arriving with a guitar or a snack instead. Family and Friends (list relationships with them): Family: Mother: Catriona Lenoir McCormack--famous Quidditch player for Pride of Portree, is the only child of the last son of the Lenoir pureblood line. Father: Richard McCormack--Pureblood, does public relations for the Prides. Sister: Meghan McCormack, younger than him but far smarter. Appearance (paragraph minimum.): Is gorgeous enough of a summation? Kirley was blessed with good looks to say the least. Rather than his father’s ginger hair that his sister inherited, he was born with his mother’s blond locks. He rarely gets a trim, and combing of one’s hair is such a tedious act when one would rather be doing so many other things. Thus, he charms it into an incredibly attractive (in his opinion) 'just crawled out of the bed and can't be arsed to pick up a comb' look. He dresses like a muggle rock star, often wearing pants that are entirely too tight (though he does shy away from leather, it chafes... well, he shies away from leather MOST of the time. Sometimes leather is just what a man needs to show off his goods) and shirts that hug his skin. His mother is so disappointed in his disdain for robes. Robes are okay, but only if it isn’t too hot out. He has brown eyes that lend themselves perfectly to the “sad puppy dog” look that secured his life in times when he drove his mother nearly to homicide. He has a broad mouth, pronounced dimples, and a smile that always seems to hold some mischief in it. And he's always smiling. Well, when he's not looking confused. PB: Hunter Parrish Sexuality: Straight straight STRAIGHT! Stop saying he's gay! Just because he got sloshed that one night and wound wearing one of the Hufflepuff girls' blush and eyeliner does NOT make him a poufter! Achievements : Ha. O.W.L. scores: Potions: T (he exploded his cauldron, entirely on accident of course, but he claims to this day that he should have gotten at least an A for the spectacular nature of said conflagration. Except, he wouldn't use the word conflagration. He has no clue what it means) Transfiguration: A (He has no idea how that happened) Charms: A (But only because he was forced to do extra tutoring, which was awful!) Defense Against the Dark Arts: D (If a death eater attacked him, his defense mechanism would be to curl up in the fetal position and cry. Or else shout insults. Probably option two, then option one.) History of Magic: A (he did a lot of lucky guessing and cheating off the Ravenclaw next to him, hence the passing score) Herbology: A (What? He likes plants) Ancient Runes: T (instead of translating runes into English, he wrote lyrics to songs by The Beatles.) Care of Magical Creatures: E (Dangerous animals? Hells yeah!) He says that grades are bollocks anyway, though. Other achievements? *cough* Not so much. Hobbies: Definitely NOT Quidditch. That game is insane. He likes to play his guitar, flirt with the pretty birds, and play pranks--often at the same time. Biography (three paragraphs minimum): Kirley Duke McCormack likes to think he was born to be famous, but this is perhaps because he was born into a famous family. His mother was one of the biggest quidditch stars of her day, and he became accustomed early on to being in the public eye. The week after he was born, pictures of “Baby McCormack, The Future of Quidditch” ran in the Prophet. He smiled earlier than most babies and was talking in full sentences (though not always intelligible ones) at a very young age. He also all but skipped crawling in favor of pulling himself up on furniture and walking along leaning on it, a habit that left him with plenty of bruised foreheads from falling. His mother to this day blames his absentmindedness on his tendency to fall and catch himself with his head. As a kid, he was of course expected to play quidditch. Unfortunately, Kirley was not born to fly. In fact, the first time his mother sat him on a broom with her and flew him up he burst into tears. The son of one of the greatest Chasers of the day was terrified of heights. She pushed him to play for a bit longer until finally giving up. Not only was he too afraid to do anything but hover a few feet above the ground, but he also couldn’t throw, catch, or beat things with a beater’s bat. Catriona finally had to write off “The Future of Quidditch” as a lost cause and let him do his thing, beginning instead to train Meghan, his irritating little sister who followed him everywhere. His odd uncle Slaton gave him a secondhand guitar for his tenth birthday, and once he picked it up, Kirley never once thought of putting it down. On the platform to board the Hogwarts express, not only did he have an owl and a trunk, but also a guitar in a case that had seen better years. He was sorted into Gryffindor, and fell right into the social scene as Mr Popularity. Of course, he had to spend lots of time practicing his guitar—but he did that in the common room so the “ladies” could watch. In fact, he was too busy flirting to do well in, well any of his classes. After a few howlers from mum and weeks grounded from his guitar over holidays, he bucked up and studied enough to pass at least a few exams. His OWLS were unimpressive and his NEWTS will likely be even worse. But that's okay, he's gonna be a rock star one day! | |||||||||
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